"Gah! What the hell is wrong with you guys?!" I exclaimed as I jumped up from my seat and chased the offenders out of the cafeteria, followed by laugher. I managed to tackle Clyde to the ground but couldn't get to the others in time.
     "Clyde! You promised you make a big deal out of this!" I hissed at him.
     "Dude, how could I NOT?! Your birthday is the perfect day to leave a hint. You could get something REALLY special, if you catch my drift."
     "Dammit, Clyde! I'm not even sure he likes me that way! And besides, have you ever known Tweek to be spontaneous?" I loosened my grip on the front of his maid outfit slightly.
      "That's what ahm sayin', holmes! You could get a li'l som'm som'm tonight!"
     "Don't do that." I hated it when Clyde tried to be black.
     "Aww, come on, I was just havin' fun. No harm done, right?" Clyde said jokingly. I grinned a little.
     "Yeah right, dude. Now everyone probably thinks that Tweek's my mistress and you guys are my bitches. Heeeeyyy..." I said, pretending to ponder the idea.
     "Dude. No." Clyde said, holding up his arms in a surrendering gesture. I got off of him and let him up.
     "Whoa, dude, didn't need to see that." I said as Clyde pulled the dress down from where it had bunched up.
     "Oh, Clyde?" I said with a warm smile as he turned to leave, " Ever do something like that again and I'll rip your balls off with a pair of nail clippers and hang them up as a trophy on my mantelpiece." The shocked look on his face was priceless as I walked back into the lunchroom to ominous stares and snickers. I nonchalantly sat back in my seat and finished my lunch. Tweek was still giggling a bit and wiping his eyes.
      "Craig-"
     "Don't say it."
     "Hey Craig-" Tweek tried again, trying not to laugh and not doing a very good job.
     "Don't." I pointed a finger at him, not even bothering to look up.
     "I wasn't gonna say anything." Tweek said, feigning innocence by looking up at the ceiling. I wasn't buying it.
     "Uh-huh."
     "I wasn't, really! All I was gonna say was Happy Birthday!" Tweek pretended to look hurt.
     "I doubt it, but thanks." I said sourly. Tweek grinned mischeiviously at me and it almost melted my resolve. Almost. Now, I wasn't actually as pissed as I made Tweek and Token think, but my plan was to pretend to be angry at Tweek, which would hopefully make him get me a really good b-day present. Like the new FF game that I've been DYING to get since I first heard of it's coming out in the U.S. YEs, I'll be the first one to admit that I'm selfish. So sue me.
     "Hey, so you wanna  play W.O.W tonight?" Tweek asked as if nothing was wrong. Hmm, touche, Tweek.
     "Mmm...I dunno. Maybe. Depends on how I feel." I replied sulkily.